Let’s start fucking acting like it.
Dear Trump supporters,
We are the majority.
We voted for Clinton over Trump by 3M votes in 2016.
We voted for Biden over Trump by 5M in 2020.
We are a big tent.
Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.
Center left, center-right, moderates, liberals and progressives.
We live in small towns, big cities, rural areas, and suburbs.
We are your neighbors. We pray next to you at church. We work with you.
We don’t talk about politics all the time. But we vote.
Donald Trump is leaving office on January 20. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are going to be unifying leaders for anyone who wants to participate. …
Originally published at https://www.washingtonpost.com.
The president of the United States, the leader of the free world, has blocked me on Twitter. Did I make death threats against him? Did I use foul language or threaten his family?
Of course not.
I told him that the pope looked at him funny — using an animated GIF with some precision papal side-eye.
After the election, I programmed my phone to alert me whenever Trump tweeted. If his tweet was particularly inane, I would reply with my own equally dumb remarks and memes. Since I started doing this, I’ve accumulated a very vocal group of Twitter followers who cheer me on when I troll the president. …
JUST WEAR A FUCKING MASK, YOU FUCKS
Apparently, some of you assholes need some tough love right about now and I’m just the bitch to give it to you so sit down, shut up, and listen.
I’ll apologize upfront for all the swears you’re about to read, but I’ve had it up to :jumps to the International Space Station and back: here with you fucking people and I guarantee, at least one of you assholes needs to hear this. And if you aren’t the asshole that needs to hear it, you definitely know at least one who does.
I’m begging you: wear a fucking mask when you go out in public. When I say “mask”, I mean face covering of some sort. A scarf, a bandana…a bra. Whatever it takes, just cover your fucking face. …